Manny Being Manny.. It doesn't get ANY better than this!

"The price of gas is up, and so is mine." -- Manny Ramirez

That's Manny's response to hitting the free agent market this winter. Where he comes up with these genius lines, I don't know, but I'm begging someone to give him what he wants so he can continue to bless us with more 'Manny being Manny'.

But the funny part about this whole thing is gas prices are actually down due to the economic crisis we're facing at the moment.. But that's a completely different topic.