I for one never thought this day would come and unlike many of the haters this wonderful world is filled with I have nothing but love & admiration for the Diesel.. I mean, who wouldn't?? Shaq Fu has provided us with some of the more memorable moments in recent sports history and to not have him around come October 2010 will leave a void that the rest will never fill. Here are a couple memorable quotes that come to mind:"check it, you know how i be..
last week Kobe couldn't do without me."
"Kobe.. nigga tell me how my ass tastes!"
“It’s just one more win. I don’t give a [shit] how we do it, as long as we get it done. Did I say [shit]? I’m sorry.”
“They call me the Big Sewer because I have a lot of shit in my game.”
“I think the new ball is terrible. It’s the worst decision some expert, whoever did it, made. It’s terrible. It’s like touching an exotic dancer and then going and touching a plastic blow-up doll. You know, it feels different.” [Referring to the new basketball instituted by the NBA, that was removed mid-season]
“Me having a beautiful wife and great family and friends around me, all the money I’ve got, all the things that I’ve got, a Ferrari that I just ripped the top off of and turned into a convertible, the rings I got, the two mansions on the water, a master’s in criminal justice, I’m a cop, plus I look good. So me shooting 40 percent at the foul line is just God’s way of saying that nobody’s perfect. If I shot 90 percent from the line, it just wouldn’t be right.”
“I wouldn’t. I would just go home. I’d fake an injury or something.” [When asked how he would defend against himself]
At the end of the day not only is Shaq O'Neal the NBA's version of Superman, but he's America's as well. We're gonna miss you big dog.
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